James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
by Séan Miller February 23, 2022
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G1: Yeah, last night I finally got to at least try to have sex with my Boyfriend.
G2: No Way! What happened?
G1: Well, we didn't really do anything, mostly because he had a Dinnerplate Dick.
G2: No Way! What happened?
G1: Well, we didn't really do anything, mostly because he had a Dinnerplate Dick.
by BizarreReference February 26, 2022
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a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!
by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022
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"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
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"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
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