he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!

Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!

by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023

dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.

My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.

by dick limper October 11, 2017

Dick

something that girls like to suck, usually only on boys.
Oh YeAh
And you cum and pee with it

Girl: Your dick is so big
boy: suck it
girl: yUm
boy: *cums*

by Creeper thingy September 29, 2020

Big dick dragon

It's what your girl calls me during our conference meetings at work.

I Am The Big Dick Dragon.

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.

Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.

by jederic January 17, 2018

Dicked On

Getting dicked on is when you go home to visit your mom and she tells you to do the dishes. Instead of actually doing the dishes, you fucking kill her.

Johnny: "Aye bro how was your visit last night at your mom's house?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Yeah bro, I got totally fucking dicked on."
Johnny: "Oh shit is she fucking okay?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Nah son, that bitch is fuckin' dead."

by Cuckashi January 29, 2019

Metinjo's big dick

A word used too describe gaytinjos big dick

I want Metinjo's big dick

by Pessi and Penaldo September 23, 2023