ass crazy

The equivalent of mad cow disease when found in donkeys.

When Pinocchio drank his first beer and became a mule he developed a severe case of Ass Crazy .

by RogueAquarius April 19, 2018

Ass

Attractive

Sexy
Skank

Hey you Ass.

by KassWritesDefinitions August 15, 2021

ASS

Awesome Swing Society.
Founded by the 4 Ass men of Bristol in honour of the the Leigh Woods multiplayer swing.

We accept donations for the Lego colosseum.

We praise the swing Gods.

Not a cult.

We love apes and dislike the national trust.

Friend one: “have you heard of the ASS?”

Smart person: “yes! Praise the almighty Swing!”

by ASS Cheeks supreme January 22, 2022

Simya Dirty Ass

simya is a duck legged , nasty smellin , cracker neck , duck leg ass hoe. she likes fucking niggas with little dicks and she sucks dick for church offering and rent money.

Lay: girl i saw simya dirty ass behind the corner store!
Jaz: doing what?
Lay: sucking rey small ass dick.

by brazylayloo June 9, 2019

national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

Ass

I was wrong on everything!!!
How could it be?
The birthday post…
And the others…
All was just a coincidence…
The numbers I surely thought…
As it has been years…
But again…
In my mind…
All the things I have done…
And I wondered why your response was none…
Now I see with clarity…
What I mean…
As it was never me…
You loved more than everything…

And with that I am a dumbass…
Again…

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 August 28, 2023