"Cuz he likes contestants on the show that are in shape. As long as you don't look like a barrel ass or a porker."
by anonymous March 27, 2024
Get the Barrel Assmug. 
Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”
by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021
Get the Bald-assed bitchmug. The act of your ass being grabbed or slapped by another female without permission. It can also be defined as the act of letting a man sit on your face and actively eating his behind, while enjoying it, and telling your friends at Olive Garden the next day
“Tonight I will Boschulte that ass of my step dad’s as his Christmas present, it was too juicy and voluptuous to keep my hands off of it”
by DickBreathe78 April 14, 2025
Get the Boschulte That Assmug. by F.Courier December 15, 2015
Get the broke assmug. by Hehehoohoo November 14, 2019
Get the Eat ass monthmug. by bertbitch January 7, 2022
Get the Boo Boo Assmug.