Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

Hulk ass

When you hold in a fart for so long around your date, Then it refuses to come out as soon as you're alone. Like Hulk in avengers endgame.

"had horrible hulk ass. Held my fart in all night, went outside the next day and it refused to come out, leaving crippling stomach pains."

by Dominicohulko May 10, 2024

Ass poopy

An over the top expression used that manages to sound less offensive

Timmy said something smart ass poopy

Rin isn't only a dumb b*tch, but also an ass poopy

by Lamp-Chan July 17, 2019

Ass Apology

A kind of apology that makes you wanna slap you friend across the face. They take this apology so sarcastically, they sound like an ass when they say it.

Karen is such an ass, she gave her boyfriend Justice an ASS APOLOGY.

by Bombshells hair salon bitch March 8, 2015

Ass crease

-Booty brows

-The lines under your Buttcheeks

1: yesterday I saw a dude jogging in short shorts that were ass crease height. ‘‘Twas quite nasty.

2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?

3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019

Ass pussy

That flap of fat on a fat girls ass cheeks that when in a pair of pants,shorts or other clothing items looks like she has a pussy on her ass!!

Look at that girls ass pussy!!

by Stormygyrl March 29, 2017

One word ass responses

Whenever your lover is mad at u or abt something and she/he text you one word ass responses such ass,” ok . That shi pisses a Nigga off to another level.

Me: wyd tmr
He/ she: ok
One word ass responses

by ilovemymfgirlfriend November 19, 2022