Bad Dick day

Days when your penis appears smaller than it’s normal state.

I’m having a bad dick day might have to cancel my vasectomy!

by Topher1982 February 16, 2023

National send tits pic day

November 4th is the day you got to send a picture of your tits to your love ones

Hey, it’s national send tits pic day.
Can I get one?

by xXHunter99Xx November 4, 2023

Beat up foamers day

You will be able to beat up your foamers which are foaming and going crazy

I saw you foaming earlier when Beat up foamers day happens i will beat you up

by Vtuu November 28, 2021

Shitpost Day

Shitpost Day is when you can post memes in #general.

Everyday is Shitpost Day, it is just that there are Non-Shitposters that always try to cancel it.

by Smugboi February 16, 2022

Ignore madison day

July 14th is the day WE ALL ignore madison. If your friends with a madison. IGNORE her. :)

“Madison is texting let’s just ignore her” You’re just ignoring the girl. Hence why it’s called ignore madison day🧐

by Tummytickler27639 July 14, 2025

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020