Asphodel-ass

bland and uninteresting; middle-of-the-road with no distinguishing features. Sometimes implies it is likely to be forgotten.

Etymology: A reference to the Fields of Asphodel from Greek Mythology. It is the afterlife where normal people go, as opposed with absolutely terrible people who go to tartarus, and good people who go to elysium. In some works, those in asphodel are the only ones to lose their memories, as any asphodel-ass song is easily forgotten.

Any asphodel-ass song I’m just gonna forget though.
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by Put you are Name here March 17, 2023

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Ass as fuck

When something or someone is in the upper echelons of garbage, or garbage at doing/playing something.

“Who let that nigga cook bruh”

“On god. That nigga bout ass as fuck”

by Priest Of The Niggadel March 17, 2023

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Siphoning Ass

One of the feltching disciplines; cum is sucked from an asshole by the "Siphon". Once full, they transfer the cumload into a vagina by mouth.
Opposite of Creampie Cleanup. Popular amongst the reduce reuse community.

I assume you siphon ass? It's irresponsible this day and age to waste cum that way.

We are saving 35% a month on gangbangs since my hubby began siphoning ass to stretch our lube budget.

by Lucifix March 18, 2023

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fokin ass mump

someone who is gay and has a mumpy ass, they are typically also stupid and suck phat balls. And the balls that they suck are abnormally large. And they stick thier own pps in thier own mumpy asses. and call there butts bussies.

hooked up with austin last night.. turns out hes a fokin ass mump.

by ilickballs March 19, 2023

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