Oh man, last night I got drunk and "washed my cup" with my girlfriend while she "mowed the lawn" all over me. She even got her friend involved and between us, we all "said hello to the local firemen".
Awesome night out.
Awesome night out.
by DSers September 28, 2008
Get the washed my cup mug.A way for an overachiever can convey that their teammates arelacking the quality or quantity required; insufficient for a purpose of adding value to the team.
"Bro, you got a 40K/D!!! But we barely scrapped by that game."
"I had 1.2 K/D"
"Ahhhh, my back hurts?"
"I had 1.2 K/D"
"Ahhhh, my back hurts?"
by Getbacker January 30, 2025
Get the My Back Hurts mug.the feeling when you feel like you have nothing left. everything is dying, falling apart, and you can do fucking nothing with it. the void. the rage. the dread when you know nothing can be fixed.
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable
by hahafunkyrangerkinnie August 24, 2021
Get the god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart mug.To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"
i.e. Go take a smoke break
i.e. Go take a smoke break
Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right
Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first
Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first
by styn December 10, 2021
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when no ones there for you even when they say they are. they ask you questions and you respond but they ignore it and move onto the person they like better. you wanna tell them how you feel but you’d end up losing your only two friends. i guess no one can really be the perfect friend :)
1: so what do you think of this magic trick? be brutally honest with me
2: i can see it in your hand maybe go faster
3: it’s good!!
1: thanks r/n i live for your acceptance/reassurance!
*in person 1’s thoughts* my cry for help
<this happens everyday and i cant do it anymore>
2: i can see it in your hand maybe go faster
3: it’s good!!
1: thanks r/n i live for your acceptance/reassurance!
*in person 1’s thoughts* my cry for help
<this happens everyday and i cant do it anymore>
by anonymous November 6, 2020
Get the my cry mug.Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.
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