Gladiator dick

A grower not a show-er. Penis is small and shriveled to protect against battle all day until it’s time to lay pipe, then it’s a meaty 7.5 inches

Dude, I had gladiator dick all day walking through Camden afraid I was gonna get jumped… but once I got home to my girl my dick was majestic as usual

by Luvitwenucallmebigpasta May 30, 2025

dick

a good thing

Person 1: Whatś good
Person 2: a dick

by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022

Dick

Dick, The word used to describe male genitals. Dick is easily one of the most beautiful most strong hard and amazingly constructed works ever to grace our planet. Dick is the embodiment of life peace justice and amazingness. Dick brings us together. Especially women with no hips and gingers

Cassat Boatright loves ginger dick.

by RyanPeterGarcia December 4, 2021

Acordian Dick

When you can't get hard so you only put the tip in, and proceed to push in and pull out, while the tip is stuck inside. Thus creating an acordian type movement with the skin.

Bruh I just got done banging this chick with my acordian dick.

by Big Meat Mike June 18, 2017

faithful dick

•The act of receiving dick all the while your nigga is faithful.
•Loyal Penetration

Girl, I got some faithful dick last night !
The only thing thT will make you feel better in life is faithful dick

by Thecreator I June 5, 2017

vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis

"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"

by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016

soda-can dick

A really gurthy dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.

by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018