Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

by pee-NuT December 1, 2007

Ants dick

This persons detach to grow more than his original size and fattening

Ants dick look small and slinky but that niggas dick get long and fat WOW!!!!!!!

by The muscle February 5, 2025

Dick Leather

A toughened skin on the penis made so with repeated use of abrasives.

Ya'll don't toughen up your dick leather.

by McDollar August 19, 2021

Henry’s dick

It’s 69.420 inches long. Way longer than Tootymcbootys

Henry’s Dick is so big

by Glizzysucker69 June 12, 2022

Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025

Dick

Jake Paul

Man that guy is so rude. Such a dick.

by Hilloh April 14, 2019

Dick For Danfoss

When you have no spares onboard and Dave the Lecky offers to suck you off, with his eyes closed.

Dave "Hey tom this splined shaft in the Danfoss KFR unit needs replaced but we have no spares "
Tom " Get on your knees you piece of shit and close your eyes its dick for danfoss time "

by ERhardons March 20, 2021