Drama Dick

A penis sculpted entirely of one person's need or desire to start drama.

Alternatively, having a boner caused by drama surrounding or caused by the person in question.

Tl;dr: A dick who starts drama.
Man, She's really trying to insert her drama dick into everything!
His drama dick from gossiping about company issues is bigger than the noodle near his caboodle.
by DCshoes March 31, 2015
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DRAMA DICK

Drama Dick: A person who is always looking for drama. Also reporting on drama or feeding the drama by telling everyone who will listen.
Peter is a real Drama Dick. Always looking for drama!
by The Phalanx December 27, 2022
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Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.
Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.
by Truckingeek October 20, 2018
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Short dick

A guy who a micro penis ...
Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy
by Rick the tiger July 28, 2019
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Short Dick

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.
by Xi- November 18, 2020
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Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.
He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.
by dandadanman April 16, 2024
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dick of all trades

Someone incompetent in all manner of work.
He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.
by dandadanman April 16, 2024
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