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little french muffin

A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.
Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
by thatpinkchick June 8, 2016
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French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.
"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."
by Psyduckery May 26, 2023
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French Sprinkler

The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.
Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.
by Frothy_walarus April 25, 2021
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french faker

When kissing you rapidly stick your tongue in and out of their mouth
He gave me a french faker last night and it was totally gross
by Zombieattack04 May 31, 2017
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French Cucumber

this is when you give a woman a STD. frenchy style with your cucmber.
10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!
by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010
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French

French sucks
-French teacher-HEY YOU YOUR TALKING IN ENGLISH THAT IS NOT ALOUD IN MY CLASS
-Student-you suck MADAME CUSACK!!!!
by LIL SOMEONE January 24, 2020
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French Brown

Sandra totally gave Pedro a French Brown at the Surfrider hotel in Malibu.
by SandraWee September 9, 2022
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