Families who have 2~4 children and a 1 pet in order to be showcased on the Happy Family sticker on their cars' rear windshields.
You can spot a Happy Family unit from a mile away; they always have that Happy Family sticker proudly displaying their two kids and a fluffy dog on the rear windshield of their cars!
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025

by MUFCFan April 4, 2022

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 18, 2024

A person who is a big lad - someone who you don't cut in front of in the maccas line (Other variations include small unit, and medium unit).
by ClintCameron November 19, 2017

A person or hair, of above average attractiveness, usually a female, who would be considered for fornication.
"Have you seen Eric's hair? Boy oh boyardee,
I would saw into that unit, his hair is indeed a sawable unit!"
I would saw into that unit, his hair is indeed a sawable unit!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
