turtledoving

Turtledoving is when, in a fighting game, you alternate blocking and moving to quickly and safely advance towards the enemy. It is very effective as you are like a moving fortress that assaults the enemy with ultimate defense.

My friend is very good at turtledoving into Kano's x-ray in Mortal Kombat

by Lord Permillium III May 18, 2011

Peeking turtle

The peeking turtle is when your eating a girls ass and when she turns around you see she had a dick.

Dude, i was eating her ass, and she had a peeking turtle.

by Cumdumpster12 January 18, 2017

Turtle pokin'

butt bangin', plain and simple.

"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."

by scannin July 24, 2008

Aquatic turtle

To shit in your partners mouth after vigourously teabagging them. it is said to be a rare occourance among youur average couple.

hey bro i was on ST(small talk VLN) and -JasoN- told me that i should put my jewlies in my girls mouth and then shit in her mouth...it was awsome, she ate that shit like a pro. He called it an aquatic turtle.

by -JasoN- September 17, 2007

Turtleing

To act like a turtle on the back of its shell, to have a hard time moving around, and a hard time getting up.

That pregnant women is totally turtleing, she cant even get up!!

by Zoetarasararayne December 30, 2008

turtle

Another name for a Ford Taurus. The Taurus is know to be slow and the name 'Taurus' is just to similiar to the word turtle.

The turtle just passed a car on the freeway!

by MoleDeMesa October 2, 2003

turtle syndrome

Women who are impaired by an ugliness so powerful it is overwhelming. A victim who lays their eyes upon one is afflicted by such great lengths of agonizing pain they must turn away. They have very short necks, and sunken in faces. A picture speaks a millions words, a picture of a turtle woman only brings tears and possibly sinister laughter. They are known for leaving pussy stains in their granny panties.

Me and my buddies passed by women suffering from turtle syndrome and decided to steer clear because we would rather have practiced abstinence for the rest of our lives than touch them with a ten foot pole.

by maverick05 December 10, 2009