Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!
by funnyguy223 June 18, 2011
Get the Jail Trainingmug. At first my mom didn't get it, but I explained that it was just like radio, but better and on demand, and I helped her with the app. Now she sends me pod recommendations all the time. Poddy-training complete!
by thebodylies March 24, 2021
Get the Poddy-trainingmug. A person who is not necessarily lacking intelligence, or plagued with a low IQ. LACKS BOUNDARIES
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS
They know everything and are often your superior.
Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.
Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems
Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN
EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.
They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down
They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.
Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.
Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"
By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.
All staff's personal history
Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT
PROFESSIONALISM
THE ABILITY TO SHUT UP
THE ABILITY TO NOT GOSSIP ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED CLIENTS
They know everything and are often your superior.
Commonly telling YOU how much they know and that they way they do things is the right way. Even though you know they're wrong and violating everything that you were taught in college.
Also, disregards THE Policy and Procedure Manual created by the DHS
Training consists of the following:
How pretty they use to be
Who they're fucking at work
Personal problems
Childhood Abuse
RAPE
MOLESTATION SELF/CHILDREN
EVERYONE WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE TRAINER is stupid and unable to do there job. Forget what others taught you their wrong.
They have to do everything or the leave would be shut down
They need a quick break to go pop a pill
Does everything not to do their job and leaves work site every chance.
Doesn't know the answer to a question therefore takes offense to you asking.
Then targets you for knowing more than them. Labeled a "Know it All"
By the end if training, you know about the trainer's personal sexual exploitations, sexual positions, everyone wants to have sex with them, the size of other staff's penis.
All staff's personal history
Why this person who is a self proclaimed genius is working s minimum wage job!
ON THE JOB IDIOT
by KEEPING IT REAL, REAL DUMB October 8, 2017
Get the Job Training Mentormug. Jamaica is so dumb quitting their rail service. But if they do bring it back make the lines called pum pum and batty boy becaus that’s Jamaica’s favorite and most used words
Pum Pum goes local
And batty Bwoy goes express
Pum Pum goes local
And batty Bwoy goes express
by Lily’ bam bam February 20, 2024
Get the Jamaican trainsmug. by THE NICKONATOR December 14, 2011
Get the Awk Trainmug. Mega Training Day
A collaborative training event model which originated from a Family Law Pathways Network. Now implemented Australia wide.
The training is based on realistic case study of a separating family.
Trainees are Front Line workers in the Family Law System.
A wide range of organisations that provide services to families present information in an expo style to address the needs of the case study family.
Trainees are faciliated through an experiental, interactive learning experience in small, multi-disciplinary groups.
At the event relationships are built across services and the outcome is better referrals for separating families.
Some Networks also run Mini-Mega Days, a scaled down version of the idea.
A collaborative training event model which originated from a Family Law Pathways Network. Now implemented Australia wide.
The training is based on realistic case study of a separating family.
Trainees are Front Line workers in the Family Law System.
A wide range of organisations that provide services to families present information in an expo style to address the needs of the case study family.
Trainees are faciliated through an experiental, interactive learning experience in small, multi-disciplinary groups.
At the event relationships are built across services and the outcome is better referrals for separating families.
Some Networks also run Mini-Mega Days, a scaled down version of the idea.
The Mega Training Day model can be used as a basis for in-house, collaborative training involving many different organisations and types of roles. It has much better outcomes than a simple expo event.
by Jasmine Linton November 9, 2008
Get the Mega Training Daymug. A chain-reaction that occurs at a social gathering, meeting, practice, or other form of social interaction, initiated by an individual announcing to the group that they are going to be late, which in turn, results in other members taking their sweet-ass time to get ready, often resulting in the actual event being pushed back as far as even a couple of hours.
We were meant to have a banquet around 4o’clock this afternoon, but because the most charismatic person in our group said she was going to be late, she caused a late train, pushing back the party to 6:30.
by deyzle August 25, 2018
Get the Late Trainmug.