stretch top hat

The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.
I gave Rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my jizz was all over her hair.
by brentstopher February 05, 2008
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Top Gear Fail

When something is so terrible as to be equivocal to Top Gear America; it is a "top gear fail."
Meghan's attempt at cooking dinner was so terribly inedible it was nothing short of a top gear fail.
by P&R2010 March 04, 2011
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Go up top on

Ayo keep poppin off and i'ma go up top on you yo.
by MR. BIGdikwillie September 23, 2006
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high-top fade

A hi-top fade is a style of haircut where hair on the sides is cut off or kept very low and hair on the top of the head is very long (in contrast, a low fade is when hair on the top is kept shorter). The hi-top has been a trend symbolizing the Golden Era of Hip Hop and urban contemporary music during the late 1980s and the early 1990s.
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will smith both wore high-top fades
by urban dictionary450000 September 11, 2008
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Camp Timber Tops

The best freakin' town in the entire world. CA's 2006 will always have a place in my heart.
"...Friends, friends, friends we will always be..."
by Hannah February 09, 2005
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top hill dookie

the act of take a massive shit on top of a hill and watching it form a snowball effect down hill
dude did you just lay down a top hill dookie it just hit me in the cock
by zack milf November 11, 2011
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Top Fuel Douchester

The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.
-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.

-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
by MuzzyFromDanviz1 February 24, 2011
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