Sky Turtle

The one and only best gay gamer on PC and PS3

Omg it's Sky Turtle he is such a nasty HOEEEEE!!

by SkyTurtle5872 November 6, 2020

turtle

turtles are better then trees

nikola-GO TREES NO TURTLES
me-*hits him with rock onto his head*

by monkeymmmmm1 November 6, 2020

Turtle Aquarium

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.

I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.

by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020

Turtleing

When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.

Hold on I have to shit so bad it’s turtleing!

by urbandictionary000001 October 17, 2020

Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!

Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.

by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017