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Suck Dick Retarted

The moment a man goes partially retarted while cumming from getting his dick sucked.
by QueenCalee November 28, 2019
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Sucking a Ghost dick

At a state of utter fatigue, when your neck becomes rubber and your head bobs forward as you try and stay awake. Essentially, sucking a ghost dick.
"Damn, Jack totally got a video of me sucking a ghost dick last night."
by KGriz November 20, 2016
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suck a dick fallacy

The idea that a straight man who has sucked a dick and decided he was still straight, is straighter than a straight man who has never sucked a dick.

The term was first came up with by Minecraft YouTuber Dream on Trainwrecktv's podcast on December 18th 2020 when discussing sexuality.
by Aquila1755 August 28, 2022
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suck ur nan

this means to politely go and suck you grandma.
Person 1: Suck ur nan
Person 2: Oi what you say?
by bundaeater123 April 17, 2022
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Double scissor suck

Traditionally done when two men (typically homosexuals but not always) are given a blow job from the same person. In order for both of their genitalia to line up they get into a scissor position with balls and dicks touching. This way the sucker can get both dicks in his (or her)mouth at the same time.
Hey Jeevan that guy over there offered you and Jonny a double scissor suck because he thinks you’re both hot as hell.
by Buck master January 8, 2021
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High Amplitude Sucking

Noun. A trait of professors whose coursework is made difficult by presentation or articulation. Their subject is not inherently difficult, but may seem that way because of their wording/instructions.

Noun. Characterized by run-on sentences and wordiness. Written in a distracting cadence.
"That class is high amplitude sucking at its worst. It's as if her parents beat her every time she spoke directly."

"H.A.S. ruined my night. That entire chapter could have been summed up in a paragraph. I will never get those 2 hours of my life back."

"The H.A.S. is strong with this one. Gave me an all clear on a rough draft. Got a C on the final draft.
by Disenfranchised student 010100 November 29, 2013
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Cock sucking whore

Dumb fuck with horrible respect that sucks cocks, insulting
by Unknown 🛑 April 18, 2022
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