by Jackerofmeat October 27, 2018
He is what has 3 legs but walks on 2, he is HIM, the one and only. He gets all the bitches. The man we all look at in aw
Wow it's HIM, Aiden Volk Wood
by GesusWithA"G" November 09, 2023
The coolest and hottest person there is with a knee knocking cock, whom gets all the bitches, some say he is him. He is the one who knocks, not with his hands but his cock.
Aiden Volk Wood is HIM
by GesusWithA"G" November 08, 2023
Ultimate meaning to life perfect imperfection at its greatest.A true beauty and beast in one. The girl u take home to mom and the freak in the sheets. The one u dnt expect to still be there cuz shes busy with her own schedual.mr.john woods is a lucky man.
by Luvno187 September 27, 2020
The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.
by Jewmelow April 09, 2010
Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”
Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”
Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”
by Purple drink October 29, 2021
When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021