jesus pancakes

a) pancakes that look like jesus.
b) pancakes that taste extremely good.
c) pancakes that look like jesus and taste extremely good.

Tim: Man..these pancakes are so good.

Tom: Yeah, they're freaking jesus pancakes!

by not.so.lange. June 9, 2014

Jesus Train

A nickname for a friend who is somewhat religious(Or at least pretends to be) and you play basketball with. Mainly used at summer bible camps and church leagues. This person is usually a ball hog. His 2 moves are run down the lane, charging in similar to a train. Or throwing it up from half court. This person is a real bummer to even be around.

Josh: "Here he comes again!"
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."

by Chris Pence May 9, 2011

Jesus Can

a game played by kicking and hitting a can in a curcle until
it is so smashed it cuts your hands.

Look at those dudes playin Jesus Can over there.

by McCofferton III December 7, 2010

jesus padilla

Sexy,could get any chick if we likes a lot.he is funny,freindly knows how to make girls feel good

Jesus Padilla isSexy outgoing funny smart

by Your grandmom December 16, 2013

All Jesus

Also meaning it's okay don't worry no problem it's cool or it's all Jesus hats Jesus was good so it's all good

Don't worry about it it's all Jesus

by HOODBILLY March 29, 2019

Scouse Jesus

This relates to keef patto on fb the sexiest scouse jesus in Liverpool. #jesusvidal #boozersexiestmale2020

Scouse jesus is patto of Liverpool a realise angel.

by Scouse jesus March 6, 2021

Jesus Connection

When one's internet connection is so good, it hit the Jesus Tier.

Tom is able to host a 20 person server with no lag. He has Jesus Connection

by ZaneKol July 31, 2011