F-mud

Similar to fml but stands for f* my useless (university) degree.

The person using the phrase F-mud more likely than not is a pragmatist and understands that their social science degree is worth almost absolutely nothing unless it's followed by a master's degree in something like law.

by Sexydimma December 12, 2022

Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.

Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )

by smoke.knows.more January 1, 2023

Mud crust

The dry mud on a swamp donkey when it goes home

Look at the swamp donkey leaving a trail of her mud crust everywhere

by anonymous April 20, 2023

Louisiana mud

The viscous secretion from an unclean greasy butthole.

I pulled out of chad and my dick was covered in his Louisiana mud.

by TheJuddy March 23, 2017

mud slide

if your girlfriend shits allover you when your eating your ass

my girlfriend had a mud slide on me last night

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

Mud Froggin

A term used by police in Mount Vernon NY (Murderville) for chasing black folks off of the corners. Otherwise you have to listen to their soul full lament (Ghetto Blasters) and clean up the dead bodies in the morning which is VERY annoying.

Derived from walking up to a fish pond where the mud frogs are hanging out. They see you and jump in the water to keep from getting caught.

Sergeant Joe said to police officer Mario "Get to mud frogging I can't hear the police radio over this rap music"

by Joedecop September 20, 2014

The mud

When one actively chooses to turn off a gaming console while in progress of a game, typically Fortnite, instead of suffering defeat at the hands of his opponent

Damn bro, no way you pulled the mud. It was a 1v1

by Jordmaster Flex February 13, 2024