Crawford’s 1st law

Crawford’s 1st law: A man should never date a woman who wears larger panties than he does.

Dan, you can’t date that girl because her panties are XL, yours are only M. That is Crawford’s 1st law.

by Dan 4250 March 27, 2019

the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have something dangling from your body or carrying some type of cords, rope, line, string, wire, etc, as your crawl, walk, or run just about anywhere with it, the dangling cord has a tendency to get caught or wrapped around another object.

As I took the DVD player to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom door. I should have been aware of the law of dangling cords while transporting the DVD player.

by dreamquestone January 30, 2022

inverse wrights law

The Inverse wrights law; for every 50% reduction in vehicle sales costs go up 15%

Acceleration of the death of vehicle OEMs due to the Inverse wrights law. For instance if their sales drop by 50% their cost to go up 15% and if their gross margin was originally 20% it would drop to 5% assuming they could not increase their pricing.

by Trentism January 16, 2022

Boo-Boo’s Law

Written by 17th century French Aristocrat “Monsieur Boo-Boo” from the house of “Da Boo”.
“Anytime matter is present, there is an equal chance of things being Boo-Boo”
Essentially, Boo-Boo simply means, shitty, outta whack or just plan stupid.

Monsieur Boo-Boo’s wife just left him for a Prussian man-whore.
“Man this shit is Boo-Boo”
Thus was born Boo-Boo’s law.

by Wilhelm Von Hohenzollern January 21, 2022

Law of 100 Gays

The Law of 100 Gays is a sacred code created by our founding fathers hundreds of years prior to our existence. In this law, it is clearly stated that, “he who claims another man is gay over 100 times is instantly wrong, and instantly gay”. This law originally came from outer space, but has been used in numerous occasions as proof of innocence from discrimination by the council of gay.

Dear Citizen, you are very gay, and I have called you gay over one hundred times!
Citizen: HALT! I am far from gay! I shall apply the law of 100 gays to cancel out my gayness and make you the gayest man of all eternity!

by Bigpecker69 March 26, 2021

great-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sister.
2. The brother of one's grandparent-in-law.

My great-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The Clint Eastwood Law

'No matter how much you dislike something, until someone comes along with some changes that make sense you will stick with it'

- 'The current publishing system in science is bad.'
- 'I agree, but as you propose no better alternative I will respect the Clint Eastwood law and stick with it'

by GibonBP October 2, 2018