Ur brothers ur mother

The most powerful, insane, phrase that can ever be spoken of.

Steve: ur mum gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Steve: THATS IT. UR BROTHERS UR MOTHERRR

*Two universes collide and create a black hole which destroys all of the galaxy*

by DEEPCREEP May 11, 2018

Kj's Brother /calls

He's Dead

Kj's Brother /calls is Dead

by A name that rhymes /w Hershey November 22, 2023

Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

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Person 343: Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.

"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."

by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

Panini Brothers

When you have sex with identical twin sisters on the same night, in the same bed.

You banged her twin last night? We’re panini brothers!

by Kalesalad April 27, 2021

Tongue brother

A homie you French kiss

Me and my tongue brother are meeting up this weekend, wanna join?

by Tonguebrothersunite October 6, 2025

Nut Brothers

what you are with one or multiple of your friends after the act of nutting in a cup after, before or at the same time of your friend or friend’s then mixing it splitting it into even portions and taking it like it’s a shot of vodka

JJ says “We are all officially Nut Brothers”

Everyone cheers “Yes we are”

by MonkeTucher616 June 25, 2024