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Whammy Bar Status

Adj.

Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"

Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
"That back flip, hand spring, twister, double double tuck was totally Whammy Bar Status!"
by Amazingiest Person Ever March 17, 2009
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Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022
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Sausage Bar

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".
"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"
by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017
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Bar

A Jewish name. Usually a girl's name, but can also be a boy name. In Hebrew, it mean wild, but not as in crazy, wild as in nature. In Hebrew it is usually used with other words. Eg. In Hebrew, a boar is a wild-pig, or a Bar-pig. My name is Bar. It is a synonym for the Hebrew word Teva, meaning nature. in Hebrew it is בר
Hi, my name is Bar.
by Merav Daniel yt October 19, 2020
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Juice Bar

A meet up spot, typically bathroom, for people or teens to vape. Like "peeing in the juul room".
Hey man wanna hit up the juice bar? I got blue razz lemonade, you gotta try it!

I'd love to! I got my watermelon juice to bring!
by Nipple Cream Dealer May 29, 2019
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Marg Bar SpongeBob

Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.
Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!

Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob

Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!
by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024
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Bar-Code

Bar-code is in market
by Psneu September 29, 2022
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