Taylor

Taylor is an amazing friend and a very strong person, he may have problems seeing how amazing he is but everyone else can see it. he makes so many people happy and doesn't even realize it. he's the type of person that you'll fall foe without even realizing it, hes smart and funny and the biggest goofball you will ever meet, hes sweet and charming and he'll turn you into the biggest simp before you even realize it! he may look like an egg if he ever cut his hair off again (because hes an eggboy) he also happens to think hes intimidating when in reality hes a giant teddy bear, hes cuddly and if you play with his hair it'll make him melt like a blob. i love taylor.

person one:
"taylor is so cute "
person two:
"go away he's mines"

by tythedino September 15, 2020

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Get the Taylormug.

Whitman Taylor

A Whitman is a man who typically grew up on a farm and is obsessed with tractors and planes. He will have his pilot’s liscense by the age of 16 but will not have a driver’s liscense until he is 21. He has no type of intelligence and is dumber than a shit-covered rock. His laugh sounds like a broken down tractor trying to start.

Good meme, Whitman.
Whitman Taylor grinds my gears.

by LazyTractor November 7, 2018

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