National Suck a titty Day 

Men & Women, this event applies whenever you choose. today? yes. tomorrow? yes. every day of the week? yes. every day of the month? yes. every god damn day of the fuckin year? hellllll yeaahhh! your welcome, thank me later.

Hey babe, guess what today is?
what?
It’s National Suck a titty Day biiiiitch!!
helllll yeaahh

National Suck a titty Day by nationalsuckatittyday March 26, 2019

National suck Sans dick day 

13th of April is national suck Sans dick day so if you see him and you are hot suck his dick.

Oh today is 13th of April, it's National suck Sans dick day so that mean I will suck his dick!

National suck Sans dick day by Suck_a_cock3000 April 11, 2019

National suck d*ck day 

Just go suck ya n*gga dick all crazy

National suck d*ck day:Go stoopid ahhh go crazy

National suck d*ck day by Big steppaa June 17, 2019

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure (July 9th)

National suck dick day: give some head all day

National suck dick day by James Miller 024 July 5, 2019

Cargill Suck

A suckle given only by Layne Cargill herself. This suckle, or suckage, is very prime and more exquisite than any other’s.

Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”

You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”

Cargill Suck by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019

National suck dick day

June 24th

Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4

June 24 National suck dick day
Suck dick 4 times and you will be rewarded

National suck dick day by Matthew Avlogs June 24, 2020

Go suck a croissant 

A "clean" way of telling someone to go suck a dick

"Mom you really need to go suck a croissant!"

Go suck a croissant by L/k August 25, 2020