mattzor midnight special

When any dominant male of Level 9 pimp status or higher, gathers 5 horny women, one of which is Justin's sister. After properly pleasing them all, he ejaculates into a blender and blends it with margarita mix. The girls then proceed to take shots....

holy shit becky, we were all drunk and matt gave us the mattzor midnight special. IT WAS AMAZING!

by mattzor July 31, 2006

brown bag special

When after having sex, the giver will discretely grab the receiver's pants, nonchalantly walk into the bathroom and shit in them, then casually walk away

I cant believe i gave her a brown bag special

by biggerty December 27, 2009

After Dinner Special

This is the act of having hot kinky sex after dinner usually with your wife/girlfriend. This usually requires a romantic dinner and a sturdy table.

Did you here John had an After Dinner Special with his wife last night?

by Hellhound9210 June 23, 2009

Kon kon special

The act of using a tank barrel as a pocket pussy

Ryan gave that sherman the kon kon special

by Your boy darth November 20, 2021

Early Bird Special

When you jizz on someones face to wake them up

Dude, i gave my girlfriend an early bird special yesterday!

by Masty Bate January 8, 2010

brown bag special

a paper bag with "one night stand" essentials. condoms, lube, etc.

i went to a convenience store and went to the counter and asked for the 'brown bag special' and the lady gave me a dirty look...that whore.

by depraevd January 30, 2004

ttc special constables

failed police men !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idiot wondering the ttc in uniform doin' nothin'
ttc special constables

by juliet-dupree September 26, 2006