dumber than a sack of rocks

A Southern idiom for someone who is beyond stupid.

Dave: I tell you Bobby is dumber that a sack of rocks.
Laura: Why?
Dave: I asked him to meet me outside the movie theater, and asked inside or outside.
Example2:
Clerk: Your total is $10.05 Do you have a nickel?
Bobby: No, only 5 pennies.
Clerk: You are dumber than a sack of rocks.

by fml October 31, 2007

Hitler's enlarged ball sack

one of the many odd creatures of this world, Hitlers enlarged ball sack roams the wild terrain of Germany, striking fear into anyone that see's it. it's daily diet consists of Nazi flags and dead Nazi soldiers. it will attack anyone wearing the colors red and white, often resulting the person to shout "BEGONE THOT" which will drive the ball sack away. be weary of this creature, it roams Germany with balls of steel.

OH SHIT DUDE! ITS HITLER'S ENLARGED BALL SACK! SHOUT BEGONE THOT!

dude, stop acting like Hitler's enlarged ball sack.

Time to take Hitler's enlarged ball sack on a walk today!

by hjiweiejeijwerwerwerewerwe July 03, 2018

like a chainsaw to my sack

A phrase vocalized when in a situation of extreme disappointment

Bro, that's like a chainsaw to my sack

by Ed from Good Burger January 31, 2020

look at my ball sack

my balls are bigger than yours

look at my ball sack is what you say when you get angry

by Random Words & Definitions August 05, 2022

Hit the sack and go to bed

To masturbate before going to sleep

Hey man, it's been fun tonight, but I'm going to hit the sack and go to bed

by Omega Potato February 19, 2019

tuck your sack back

Grabbing your package and putting it in upwards of your butt cheeks.

Do Not tuck your sack back, we are Powerhouse!

by Bitty Bitt December 29, 2016

Santa Cruz Sack Lunch

The act of perfoming oral sex on an unshaved, hairy, hippie woman who hasn't showered in a week because she is natural.

Tom felt sick after a Santa Cruz Sack Lunch with that UCSC girl.

by datymade me sick June 05, 2011