black internet

it represents a bad connection of internet that is laggy or high ping

nigga, your internet is black.
this black internet is so slow.

by hotwheelsnigga August 21, 2023

Internet

A place with a shitload of shit, like pr0n, thirst traps, bad music and etc. But also great things like cute cats and games.

My internet got shut off yesterday, i got crazy and i drinked my cat's piss

by aughhhhh November 30, 2022

internet genius

Someone who is genius at the internets.

Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!

by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020

Internet

Some piece of shit a genius came up with.

John: What are you doing tonight Fred?
Fred: Oh yeah, John, I'm just going to watch some Hentai on the Internet.
Bystander: What the fuck??!?!??!!

by Triathlor April 24, 2019

The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.

Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.

by anonymous June 19, 2024

internet archeology

Internet archeology is when somebody finds an internet fossil.

"I caught up a bit on some internet archeology"

by i inform people July 14, 2025

The Internet

The Internet is a place you can easily find on your computer where you can watch videos, make memes, play video games, and much more. The Internet is also referred to The World Wide Web or just The Web.

This morning I went onto my computer to look at the daily news on The Internet.

The Internet is a series of tubes.

by Woomy Queen August 26, 2019