Joke Metal

A sub-genre of metal music characterised by whimsical performances/gimmicks/lyrics designed to enhance a band's "shock value" and "approachability". Examples include babymetal, okilly dokilly, Belushi speedball and psychostik

Man, I really fancy having a good time and going to see a joke metal band

by ToneDeafJoe July 5, 2025

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

middle age metal

A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.

Yo! Dude that performance was sick! Middle age metal is sick!

by NannyLumps February 5, 2017

metal rope

An autistic way to say wire, used by chakens.

"Yo go to home depot to buy some metal rope and hang yourself with it"

by Space Shaken June 2, 2018

Metal Elitist

There's nothing wrong with only listening to metal. Most definitions on here seem to be by people who have never listened to metal.

There is nothing wrong with being a metal elitist.

by UltimateDoge January 25, 2024

Just Metal

A genre of heavy music that is just so metal, its Just Metal.

"Dude,The Sword is like so... Just Metal!"

by ur name or December 21, 2008

Metallic Reminder

To beat someone with a rusty steel pipe for doing you wrong

"(Italian American Accent) When Tony was messin up da sidewalk, I had to give him a metallic reminder if you know what I mean"

by anonymous March 26, 2023