porch monkey

a black man linched on a porch often used as a racial slur

When I was driving down south i noticed that there was an awful lot of porch monkeys.

by bassamp September 10, 2012

spack monkey

retarded individual with no concept of reality, spack monkeys live in their own virtual world with concept of physical constraints.

dbox you spack monkey take your head out of the toaster.

by StudNET November 14, 2003

monkey fart

A syndrome in which one is standing within the confinement of a zoo. Then without warning a monkey jumps to the limb next to said person and releases a small to large burst of air from the buttock region. Sometimes, if lucky, a greasy release will expedite itself among the persons face leaving a stain that most call the mank, or monkey fart stain.

Did that stain come from a monkey fart?

by Bob Hester February 12, 2004

monkey knuckle

In a fight, hitting somebody with combo after combo or hitting your oponent from all sides; on the head, in the gut, behind them, ect.

When a monkey fights they wild out hitting you any way they can

He got knocked out after getting hit with that monkey knuckle. You can't block the monkey knuckle.

by MiC Check December 28, 2005

Monkey Ducky

Combined efforts of Monkey Ducky create the worlds most intellectual super heroic creatures. Without the two, we would not exist.

"I love Monkey Ducky, for teaching me the ways of life and love"

by Jack the Knifeeeee April 5, 2010

Monkey's Breakfeast

When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.

Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!

by tikihead January 19, 2010

Mega Monkey

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009