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michael gallagher 

a sweet boy with a kind heart and pretty eyes.
last night I went on a date with a Michael gallagher. He didn't even try to do anal!

Michael Scarn 

A character that Michael Scott(the office) made up in a fake movie he made. Was later discovered by his co-workers.
"I'm really, really sorry. I guess I was just relieved to see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back."
Michael Scarn by Tvillingarna526 December 3, 2019

michael bolton 

Derogatory term used by bicyclists or a bike shop employee referring to an office worker looking for a single speed bike or someone riding a single speed. This term is used because the rear wheel of a single speed is "bolted on", thus, Bolton. Also in reference to the movie Office Space and the character Michael Bolton. Person looking to buy a lifestyle in addition to a bicycle.
One bike shop employee to another bike shop employee, "Can you go help that Michael Bolton with the Bianchi Pista and ask him if he wants a matching messanger bag?".

Michael Vick

A former NFL quarterback (with the Atlanta Falcons), who basically had it made. He was getting way overpaid and doing a horrible job being quarterback. He was a much better than most running backs, wide receivers, etc. He was later caught dog fighting, which I'm still not sure why.

Me: "Did you here that Michael Vick got busted for dog fighting?"

Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"
Michael Vick by MicahelVIckisdumb February 25, 2009

Michael Jackson isn't dead 

Michael Barrel 

The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay
"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*
Michael Barrel by Lazengan July 29, 2016