Mark

Mark’s name stands for the Mark in a Mark ass bitch. He’s the kind of dude that tries too hard to be funny. Very obnoxious. Loud. He’s kind of like a minor inconvenience that really pisses you off. Like when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal to then find out there’s no milk. Like taking a dump in a public stall and realizing there’s no toilet paper so you have to waddle over to the next stall. Like losing signal during phone sex. Like ripping a trash bag thousands of steps before you even get to the trash bin outside. Like stubbing your toe against the wall or stepping on a lego. Like realizing that flash whilst driving wasn’t lightning but it was the traffic camera snapping you take that red light. You know, the usual thorn on your side.
Mark’s the type of dude that says “can I get a hug?”
by Joemama818 November 24, 2021
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Mark is the name of a gay guy from the class of 06 onaway michigan
Man: do you know mark?
Women: yea he likes chicks with dicks and men with tits
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A guy who likes other girls and makes there girlfriend suffer! A DICK who makes there gf. Feel worthless
Mark is such a dick
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A caring, sweet and genuine person. His love language is humor and loves giving gifts. He will do anything for the people he loves. He's very adventurous and loves being outside. He has one specific style and never changes it. Mark's are very original and traditional people that love everyone. If you know a Mark, make sure you tell them you are over the moon grateful for them. :)
Mark is so funny! I don't even know how he does it
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A microphone hog at Karaoke.

Douche bag who sings with a mic in one hand and a beer in another.

Would sing all night if he could and would not give a fuck about your ear drums or your reviews. You should be buying him beers so he sings more.
Is that Mark going to be at Karaoke again tonight? I’d rather not go then.

Wow listen to that Mark! He was born to sing Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina!
by Chino Pamo November 23, 2021
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That one guy that wont take no for an answer. He will try any thing and he will always do his best. He is also the really stupid one that will do some crazy s**t if he feels like it. Trustworthy, talented, and loving. Will do anything to protect his friends.
Hey, is that my redneck cousin? Nope, just Mark.
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