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Jordan

Anglophone unisex given name and surname. Derives from the river Jordan in the Middle East. Women with this name are beautiful and kind-hearted, men with this name are strong and confident.
Jordan is a beautiful lady.
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jordan franks

A little dick that likes to fuck the ugliest girls
Jordan Franks bangs slum bums
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go. Expect him to cross your mind for a long, long time.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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kory jordan

a fat dude with no girls.
Wow Kory Jordan has no swag what so ever.
by Mean Roaster5000 February 23, 2017
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Jordan

An energetic and sweet, Jordan’s automatically win at life. Jordan’s are cute, funny, athletic, caring, kind- hearted, and amazing people. A Jordan is someone you want to have in your life forever... so treat them right!!
Friend: crying
Jordan: talk to me... it’s gonna be ok i promise.
by nellahegasekoorb April 25, 2020
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michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan
michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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Jordan

Someone who has only a scrotum
No dick
No balls
Only sack
Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”
by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021
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