jews

a jew is someone who was disliked by a tiny man with a ugly mustache

soldier: ZE JEWS ARE IN ZE ATTIC!!!!
*gunfire*

by simerboy November 16, 2021

jew henshaw

A Jew of English origin

What a Jew Henshaw

by ThatSmartAssGuy March 8, 2017

Big Jew

A bog Jew is a baden

Person 1: your a Jew
Person 2: no your a big jew

by Shfgjf6764 March 19, 2021

Jew

You're a Jew you don't believe in hell.

Hym "I can't think of a Jew joke... I actually don't know much about Judaism, now that I think about it... They think they are chosen by God and that wearing a little hat makes a reality monster happy. Ha! Hey, remember when we all sat idly by, butthole aquiver, while a crazy person was about to hammer a bunch of retards to death? *Sigh*😌 Good times.... "

by Hym Iam July 5, 2022

Tunnel Jew

New York Jews who make tunnels under New York City. They can be seen emerging from sewer drains in the night and heard by some 1st floor NYC residents.

“Bro I swear I’m not crazy! I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor at night. It has to be the Tunnel Jews.”

by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024

platinum Jew

The peak of judaism some one who has reached the level of platinum Jew has awakened there Jew powers like mind control and jewellery making

Jack graff is a platinum jew

by Silver Jew February 22, 2025

Jew-du

Instrumental sorcery produced by Jewish Mystics. I.e. Dessert Dwellers, Kalya Scintilla, etc...

Upon arrival at the festival we were immediately sucked in by the wonky Jew-du coming from the speakers.

by Bartholomew Kandinsky November 19, 2017