Russian

Tit fucking. You rub your penis between a woman's cleavage.
I gave her the Russian last night before she blew me.
by King George 90210 April 23, 2024
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Russian

Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine because he is a Russian.
by teknomanzer February 24, 2022
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Russian

A. K. A. Alicjan
by Kierz11 December 01, 2018
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Russian podcast

A scenario where you queue into a cs:go match and you only hear some random russians screaming in russian.
"Oh fuck we have a Russian podcast we're going to lose
by water:/ March 05, 2024
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Russian quesadilla

When a man punches your fart box and you poop an a tortilla and you cook it
I just had the best Russian quesadilla
by Sarms user March 22, 2022
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russian seatbelt

Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.
1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.

2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014
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PULLING A RUSSIAN

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND COLDLY AND OBJECTIVELY CHEATS ON OR DUMPS YOU FOR A RICHER GUY.
DUDE THE ONLY REASON YOUR MOM HAS ANY MONEY IS CAUSE SHE ENGAGED IN PULLING A RUSSIAN ON HER HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEART TO MARRY YOUR DAD.
by DEEMIN SEED September 05, 2011
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