Crystal pickle

When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.

My wife got me a crystal pickle for my birthday I had a bones for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 17, 2023

Pumpernickel Pickle

A man with such sexual prowess that the woman sleeps deeply and wakes up late in the morning

I almost lost my job because I spent the weekend with a pumpernickel pickle for the third time

by Stacie Sanchez December 25, 2023

douche pickling

When you clean your vagina with pickle juice

Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.

by cuzimbadasslikethat December 19, 2011

Oosh Pickle

A response used when surprised or amazed by something surprising or amazing

“My dog gave birth to a donkey”

“Oosh Pickle”

by The Oosh Pickle Man July 25, 2022

shower pickle

While having sex in the shower for a prolonged period of time, when your dick begins to wrinkle up from the heat and humidity-like a pickle

I fucked this one girl in the shower for so long I got a shower pickle

by H22BOMB July 2, 2017

order the fried pickles

A code phrase used by the organization “Predator Poachers Southeast Texas”. It is said to signal to the crew that enough evidence has been gathered against the predator and the police should be called promptly.

Can you go to that Walmart across the street and order the fried pickles?

by thepiesapples January 4, 2024

In a pickle

In a very tricky and devious situation 😼

Person A: Great heavens! Are you alright?

Person B: No, I am in a pickle - my car just broke down!

by The Devious 😼 December 12, 2024