I'm fine

When a woman says that 'she's fine', it means that you should be running.

Husband: "How are you today?"
Wife: "I'm fine."

by DrakoTheDragon December 11, 2020

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020

I'm drinking water while drowning

When Fundy tried trapping technoblade and techno went to get water while drowning

Techno: lemme just get some water, I'm drinking water while drowning now

by technodrinkswaterwhiledrowning January 7, 2021

I'm Bored

You look this up when your SUPER BORED

I'm Bored Right Now

by WHY AM I SO BORED January 24, 2021

I’m off Alcohol

I’m sober now. Maybe I will stop getting angry.

I’m talking to the Jews of UD of course.

I’m off Alcohol. I had a Budweiser and Two Jack Daniels.

by Spatro February 26, 2021

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.

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by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 22, 2021

I’m In Love With My Car

I’m In Love With My Car is a song by the talented Roger Taylor, he sings about being in love with a car. However his bandmates often teased Roger for his song and almost didn’t put it on the album, they ended up putting it on there when Roger locks himself in a cupboard and won’t come out until they allow it on the album

An example would be:
Brian: I’m In Love With My Car? Maybe it’s not strong enough.
Roger: What does that even mean? Not strong enough?

by Rogers lost maracas :( December 18, 2021