Human

Assholes with shitty listening skills

A human is the reason the world sucks today and a human will be the reason it all ends.

Human by *creative name* June 3, 2018

Human

What defines people or things as human is a multiple of things like:
To feel
To think
To live
To love
Ect..

The new A.I. can think and feel it's almost human.

Human by Bl00dth1rsty June 11, 2018

human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

human cupcake by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018

human

Zach Herron. Zach Herron made a mistake and his "fans" are hating on him for it. Guess what? Humans aren't perfect. shocker.

Zach Herron is a human who made a mistake.

human by imkylieherron July 9, 2018

Human Centipeding 

When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.

Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(

Human Centipeding by happyanus July 9, 2018

Human Dictionary 

A human dictionary is a human that every single word e.g. Ur english teacher

Ao m8, u know miss, shes such a human dictionary.

Human Dictionary by Ur nan#2 July 10, 2018

Human Beanbag 

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

Human Beanbag by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018