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holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.
by majorinbananas November 20, 2023
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Holy mared

Hollymared (noun) meaning holy shit from France
I went to Daubi for half the year with my husband bought some flowers for my mom , made a nice treehouse for my daughter stayed at home. With the family ..mom emptied holy mared as she saw Me come back with my husband holy mared as we walked into the house.
by Pink warrior June 16, 2018
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holy weed

The process of ripping a page out of the Bible and rolling it into a blunt.
Did you see what Blake did at that party? Yeah man he must have smoked some holy weed.
by Ruen March 14, 2017
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Holy Banan

A mythic word that can be used in every sentence often by your mom
Me: mom i have gotten a girlfriend

Mom: What in the actually Holy banan
by Toge_Inumaki January 25, 2024
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holy cross man

Aye, look at that holy cross man, hilview men nothing!
by 868._.boss October 27, 2021
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holy fuckin rainbow cock

Something you say when scrolling through the virtual internet in the western world. Thanks to the hard work of wiccans, warlocks and similar organizations from Ireland, we have the privilege, no, the power, to stare at shit 24/7.
I got on ticktock, I got on meta apps, I got on x.com, and I checked all my social media, guess what? I found, a shit pile, of subreal Garbage, and all I can think to myself, was ' holy fuckin rainbow cock'
by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025
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holy alliance

A worldwide group of individuals that wants to stop the kidnapping, torture, exploitation, and trafficking of children. This collective of people range from World Leaders to Homeless Vagabonds and every society on Earth. There are several groups such as (La Sombra Negra, Q-anon, The White Dragon, Anonymous, Rugiet et agnus, and individuals Inside the military/ intelligence agencies across the globe). Hundreds of Millions of entities work separately and independently but all for the same cause. God Almighty has instilled each and every member of The Holy Alliance with the knowledge and understanding that Satan has corrupted many individuals into conducting truly horrific cruelties upon the innocent. Torturing children, starting wars, genocide, murder, and worshipping false gods are just some of these immoral acts that MUST BE STOPPED. The Holy Alliance all believe in the HOLY VIRTUES and they are empowered by THE HOLY SPIRIT. This group exists for one purpose - PROTECT ALL CHILDREN EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT YOUR OWN. I am only a drop in a vast ocean of RIGHTEOUS FURY that is raging and shall soon eradicate the "evil that dwells upon the rocks".

Matthew 18:2-6 ESV /

“Whoever receives one such child in my name receives me, but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.
The Holy Alliance will SAVE THE CHILDREN by any means necessary!
by YOUwereJUSTaREBOUNDafterFELICI November 29, 2020
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