I wouldn’t back my car in her garage

When a girl is so ugly you wouldn’t even do anal with her.

That chick is gross I wouldn’t back my car in her garage.

by Teacher Taz June 27, 2021

Hot until she opens her mouth

A hot girl that you see looks quite attractive until she starts talking, Once you hear her voice you become immediately repulsed

Pat: did you see that bad bitty by the produce isle

Jeff: Yeah she looked Hot until she opens her mouth

by FullPissJug July 30, 2018

I put some sour cream in her taco

I shot some cum in her pussy.

BILL: You know that girl Rosita?

BOB: Yeah.

BILL: I put some sour cream in her taco last night.

BOB: Awesome!

by Abominable Snowman March 31, 2009

Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive

The act of a female initiating sex with a male.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper

Do a girl in the ass

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"

by Stunts5 March 11, 2008

how long you been knowing him/her?

how long have you known the person in question?

person#1. how long you been knowing him/her?

person#2. I been knowing him/her for long time

by labiasurfer January 17, 2012

I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her

Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.

Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.

by Duffy123456789 January 20, 2009