Ghetto genocide 

When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!

I don't want any kids so I always commit ghetto genocide.

Ghetto genocide by Dump truck December 24, 2016

ghetto cake 

Using a slice of bread, preferable one purchased from a government assistance, and spread store bought icing across the top covering each corner.

Dad gambled his last paycheck away, now we have to settle for ghetto cake on my birthday.

ghetto cake by Secret sabotage August 24, 2017

Ghetto Blaster 

A 2 litter bottle with a socket put through the cap and a hole cut at bottom that you smoke weed with.

Let me hit the ghetto blaster.

Ghetto Blaster by Ghettoblaster804 January 4, 2018

Ghetto mac 

1. Boxed mac and cheese made w water instead of milk and butter, because dairy products are expensive, dammit
2. Boxed mac and cheese w a can of tuna mixed in to make it more filling

Also known as: jank n cheese, Kraft Dinner of Sadness

"All I have money for is a generic box of mac and cheese. This should still work with water right?"
"Don't laugh, I have literally had so little money I lived off of ghetto mac for 1 month"

Ghetto mac by MissHel91 November 3, 2018

ghetto-whip 

An improvised make-shift weapon consisting of a salvaged power-cord with the plug end used to injure an opponent and twirled around the head in a menacing manner.

Jerry used his ghetto-whip to fend off an unruly band of niggers.

ghetto-whip by Paulytaz December 11, 2018

ghetto smash party 

When you and your friends decide to have a party but only invite prostitutes and pay them with fake money. Once you're done you tell them to get lost and then order pineapple and ham pizza because it fucking sucks.

Then you all start wailing on each other and breaking everything in the house.
The party ends with the smallest guy getting on the coffee table and shitting the biggest turd he can.
It should be noted that there is no alcohol involved in these events. Just orange juice. But not from concentrate. Cause fuck that shit.

Dude I wanna go to your ghetto smash party. Is it still on?
Of course bro you're always welcome but I haven't sorted out the prostitutes yet..
No worries bro there's loads down the street where I live!
Alright sorted :)

ghetto smash party by leakywheelbarrow April 6, 2020

Ghetto Eggs 

when nigga makes eggs with milk in the microwave

Ex. Nigga Eian what are you making some ghetto eggs

Ghetto Eggs by Ratchetpost April 9, 2020