dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017

Dump valving

The act of fucking doggy style and parting her cheeks until she farts like a dump valve

I lost my boner cuz she wouldn't stop dump valving

by Cclou November 7, 2023

Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Dual Density Dump

A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.

I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!

by JLO70 November 3, 2022

Dumping

When a woman has a large ass and it moves as she walks

That chick is dumping that ass as she walks

by Friskydingo420 March 18, 2023

Dump Trucked

You got ran over by a dump truck

Q. Did you hear about Haskins? It’s so sad.
A. He got dump trucked

by It was funny, get over it. April 9, 2022

Royal Dump

A big poop.

I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!

by OilySaltine July 25, 2023