Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

CoW

Acronym for cranky old woman; over-bearing older woman who has limited emotional and physical flexibility

Yeh, I saw her last week and man what a CoW, I need to stick to younger women.

by augustjj811 August 2, 2015

Cow

An animal that goes moo.

Person 838372: look! A cow!!
Person 8338828: thats a nice cow!
Cow: moooo

by Porygon3000 October 9, 2020

grape cow

A cow that is Chinese and is a napkin. It loves to do the chubby bunny challenge with grapes instead of marshmallows

Hey, did u see that grape cow in the zoo? It was going crazy eating all of those grapes.

by strawberrybanana October 26, 2017

cow figgit

a short, homophobic douchebag.

wow, dude he's such a fucking cow figgit.

by gay cow February 1, 2019

dead cow passing

Used to spook someone

Like "someone just walked over your grave..."

Only "dead cow passing..."

by 4X4animals August 22, 2016

Dairy cow

It's a tipe of cow that usually produces much more milk that normal ones. It is also a common way in Japan to insult big-breated woman.

Girl 1:Did you ssee Heather after she put silicone?
Girl 2:Yhea, now she is such a Dairy cow!

by Notingles April 11, 2011