inverse wrights law

The Inverse wrights law; for every 50% reduction in vehicle sales costs go up 15%

Acceleration of the death of vehicle OEMs due to the Inverse wrights law. For instance if their sales drop by 50% their cost to go up 15% and if their gross margin was originally 20% it would drop to 5% assuming they could not increase their pricing.

by Trentism January 16, 2022

Crawford’s 1st law

Crawford’s 1st law: A man should never date a woman who wears larger panties than he does.

Dan, you can’t date that girl because her panties are XL, yours are only M. That is Crawford’s 1st law.

by Dan 4250 March 27, 2019

The Clint Eastwood Law

'No matter how much you dislike something, until someone comes along with some changes that make sense you will stick with it'

- 'The current publishing system in science is bad.'
- 'I agree, but as you propose no better alternative I will respect the Clint Eastwood law and stick with it'

by GibonBP October 2, 2018

great-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sister.
2. The brother of one's grandparent-in-law.

My great-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Law of 100 Gays

The Law of 100 Gays is a sacred code created by our founding fathers hundreds of years prior to our existence. In this law, it is clearly stated that, “he who claims another man is gay over 100 times is instantly wrong, and instantly gay”. This law originally came from outer space, but has been used in numerous occasions as proof of innocence from discrimination by the council of gay.

Dear Citizen, you are very gay, and I have called you gay over one hundred times!
Citizen: HALT! I am far from gay! I shall apply the law of 100 gays to cancel out my gayness and make you the gayest man of all eternity!

by Bigpecker69 March 26, 2021

Matt's First Law

Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires

Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.

by Matty M. G. January 11, 2011

double-brother-in-law

Sister’s husband and spouse’s brother at the same time.

My double-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019