Burger

A person pertaining to COD, who cannot watch the cross, trade a kill, and has absolutely no reaction time whatsoever

Ur literally a F***** burger kid, gtfo

by XXXMLG pussy slayer 420XXX 69 January 6, 2017

doggy burger

A term (noun) derived from the 1990s to early 2000s which explains the acquisition of free burgers from a fast-food restaurant/take-away (I.e.: McDonalds et. al.) due to a loop-hole of policy in selling already prepared burgers that had surpassed a particular amount of time of which could be sold to the public. A consumer could then take their dog and request 'doggy burgers' (old burgers) which would be able to access upon request when making a regular purchase (sometimes restricted to drive-thru only).

I'm going down to get some doggy burgers!

by Crezz9 January 7, 2017

Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.

Johny just made a Zoot Burger

by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017

Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.

Johny just made a Zoot Burger

by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017

Burger King Darlington

A 1-star hygiene rated dosser land. Full of 14 year olds with children and a packet of fake Richmond ciggarettes to “save eachother half” on.

“There’s the state on the Burger King Darlington dossers”

by Idontgiveafuckwhatabitchsay October 22, 2019

Crusty burger

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe

Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on

by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019

Mr. Burger

(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."

"Yo, Mr. Burger is the best teacher dawg!"
"Yo I know, DAWG!"

by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019