Usually a white male between 30 and 40 years of age. Wears affliction clothing and lots of axe. Not typically as much of a douche bag as "bros" but still tries to act the "tough guy" role. Usually married with kids, the old bro, tries to cling to youth by dressing and working out with real bros. Can be spotted by their lack of matching clothing, and they are usually injured because they try to keep up with young bros at the gym.
Dude, that old bro busted his knee trying to squat too much. But he does have a pretty rockin affliction shirt on.
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One who is professional during the day and "bro-like" in evenings and on weekends.
One who does his hair more than females but not in a metro kind of way, just likes to look nice.
Not your typical said "bro" but has "bro-like" tendencies and habits at times.
One who is cool and knows it but doesn't tell everyone just HOW cool one is, that'd be too "bro-like."
One who is professional during the day and "bro-like" in evenings and on weekends.
One who does his hair more than females but not in a metro kind of way, just likes to look nice.
Not your typical said "bro" but has "bro-like" tendencies and habits at times.
One who is cool and knows it but doesn't tell everyone just HOW cool one is, that'd be too "bro-like."
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Get the name bro mug.She-bro...a woman or young lady who can hang with the bro's. Probably can kick most, if not all, of their asses. Pulls a bong hit with the best of them. Can shoot and fish while shot gunning a beer. When people see her they immediately think, " Damn...now that's a woman."
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Get the Bro quickie mug.not disimilar to carbo-loading; instead of pasta you feed your bro (or brah) a heap of positive affirmations just before a big race/interview/event. excessive bro-loading can lead to a bromance and, if left unchecked, the word can take on a whole new meaning...
bro 1: bro, i'm going out with that way hot chick tonight!
bro 2: no way bro! you got this, ur gonna slay that babe. seriously, she has no idea what's coming. you've got the job, the car, the looks, and your dissertation on the tragic death of Paul Walker was gripping yet nuanced. i almost feel like she doesn't deserve you...
bro 1: dammit, you're right, i am gonna slay that babe. thanks for the timely bro-loading! what would i ever do without you?
bro 2: no way bro! you got this, ur gonna slay that babe. seriously, she has no idea what's coming. you've got the job, the car, the looks, and your dissertation on the tragic death of Paul Walker was gripping yet nuanced. i almost feel like she doesn't deserve you...
bro 1: dammit, you're right, i am gonna slay that babe. thanks for the timely bro-loading! what would i ever do without you?
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