#jesus boner

When you want to get up in there...but you are too wasted. You pray to Jesus to give you a massive boner.

"I'm tweeting Jesus for a #Jesus Boner. Please give me the strength to fuck the chick/dude."

by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019

Boner wrecker

A romance/sex movie, hentai, or porno that is so bad or disturbing you don't get a boner or you stop having one during one or more of the parts that are bad.

Friend 1: So what did you think of 50 Shades of Grey?
Friend 2: It was the worst boner wrecker I have ever seen so far.

by mintwo February 28, 2016

Guitar boner

To see or hear a guitar and get a boner (if the guitarist is male it is not gay)

Shit man I get a huge guitar boner every time I hear that song

by Saxthot January 26, 2018

Stub-Boner

A boner that will not go away until it is rubbed out. A very stubborn Boner.

"Man I've been having a Stub-Boner all class....... I can't wait too get home and spank this monkey."

by Tobin Rawlins June 18, 2013

Personality Boner

When someone is a total dick, yet somehow others find that attractive.

"I don't get it, Claude is such a dick, but the ladies love him!"
"He's got a giant personality boner man, they eat it up."

by Eekmin February 13, 2014

Reluctant Boner

A sudden, uncontrollable erection , that mysteriously springs up at the most innappropriate times imaginable. Such as; during job interviews for teaching pisitions, while testifying in front of a jury when your looking at life in prison, during political debates when your running for office, on your wedding night dancing with all your in laws but not when you dance with your wife, and when meeting your girlfriends five year old Bruce for the first time. Often , medical intervention is necassary, and you probably will need to retain a lawyer as most people report reluctant boners as sexual assaults. These are highly embarrassing erections , and can sometimes be fatal. Be prepared to leave town, as trying to explain a reluctant boner just makes it worse.

My ass is red as,my cheeks because a reluctant boner made an unfortunate appearance just as I met my girlfriend's baby sister and now I've got to move out of town.

by Triflegirl August 11, 2018

Jesus Boner

Literally jesus’s holy erected dick

“Damn, he has a jesus boner there.”

by DickSucka69 March 5, 2018