geritol moment

a moment in time where your brain fades and you cannot remember what you were saying, or cannot recall the meaning of something important. similar to a blond moment, but caused by age rather than hair color. sometimes occurs due to being impaired by weed, alcohol, or meds

me: yo, what was the name of that chick I banged in your parents bed? the hot one with the great titties? shit! what was her name?!
you: damn dude, you having a geritol moment? that was Stacy and she was outrageous!!

by socalratman January 25, 2007

Malteser Moments

When a brunette has a blond moment. For example being Brunett on the outside blond on the inside like a Malteser.

OMG I Just had such a Malteser Moments

maltesermoments Blond moments for brunettes moments malteser

by gingeesmith December 7, 2010

Samira Moment

To have a Samira Moment means you have a moment of blank thought

I just ate my own booty hole, I must be having a Samira Moment

by xxx69BOOTYEATER69xxx November 12, 2019

Mug Moment

When you reach peak enlightenment, occurs after an extended period of nofap.

Person 1:" dude I'm on a 2 month streak of nofap!"

Person 2: "that's a mug moment!"
Person 1: "it truly is a mug moment."

by BurgerKingBruhMoment2 April 9, 2022

"qvc" moment

its like the shopping channel

why are you guys showing me your jewellery what's this a "qvc" moment

by serena white October 6, 2003

ok moment

When someone says anything and you have no opinion.

Friend: Hey I just got 13 kills in Fortnite!
Me: ok moment

by nogpidd March 26, 2019

Olivia moment

Similar to a blonde moment. An act of great stupidity or retardedness.

Guy: im going to paint a self portrait
Girl: WAIT, of who?????
Guy: I think you just had an olivia moment. Unlucky

by Winbuy August 5, 2011