Finger out of asshole

Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.

Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?

by Mr Confident July 12, 2016

Asshole

Sam Howard

Dude Sam Howard is an asshole

by The Pupper April 4, 2017

Asshole Sneeze

When someone fingers your asshole with pepper and you and your body retaliate by ejecting a liquid sneeze from said anus

“Yo stop fingering I got an asshole sneeze coming”

by Drobinson17 March 26, 2022

Asshole Face

A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.

This asshole face just about ran me over while scream at me about all live matter.

by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020

fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the

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Man 1: "woah u should get the fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the mug"

by UrbanDictionaryLikesMugs February 8, 2025

Cock In Mikkels Asshole

When Mikkel bends over to pick up the soap he gets a cock in the asshole. YUMMY

OH NO LOOK! THERE IS A COCK IN MIKKELS ASSHOLE!

by Oscar's Domain October 31, 2023

Asshole

Crystal

She was acting like a asshole (Crystal) all damn day

by Diaas August 4, 2022